Who's the funny one?: Jake
The smart one?: MRob, Caitlin, Lina, Jake, Jeannie, myself...pretty much all of us. Oh, and Shadi
The depressed one?: Don't know
The punk?: Stewart
The goth?: Caitlin (not Turski, my Kendo friend one)
The prep?: Me, apparently.
The jock?: Fortunately, n/a
The outcast?: none
The stupid one?: Jon. Well, he's not stupid, but I'm typically surrounded by a bunch of smart kids.
The one who you think will kill someone one day?: Jake
The annoying one?: He's not even a friend. John Doe
The hyper one?: Carrie or Jeannie
The oblivious one?: Carrie
The romantic?: I don't...think I know any.
The pervert?: Stewart
The content one?: Stewart
The liar?: I don't think this applies. Hopefully
The cheapskate?: Everybody. We're all frickin poor.
The ominous one?: ....this is an odd one...um...me probably.
The disrespectful one?: Definitely Jake
The abusive one?: none
The hot one?: Like Jake, I'll avoid listing people who would read this. So, Emily Hardgrave or Sage Woodruff.
The ugly one?: Nick Ray (j/k), actually, its probably Faheem (no offense to you Faheem).
The one that hates you?: hmm....
The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?: hmm....
The back-up one?: what the crap is a backup friend anyway?
The fighter?: Jeremy (probably)
The lover?: pff, probably everybody in our clique. Either that, or nobody. Probably the latter.
The hippie?: n/a
The druggie?: Michael Tabler(sp?) Not really a close friend
The alcoholic?: None seriously.
The one that's recovering?: n/a
The one that's in jail?: n/a
The one that is most likely to be in jail?: Jake, for being vulgar to his future patients.
The one that's going to be executed?: Jake
The most likely to be murdered?: Probably me, when I send children to suicide as their psychiatrist.
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?: not sure
The most likely to stay there forever?: n/a

The normal one?: ...I didn't know I had normal friends. Perhaps Matt Wickman. Well, no...I dunno.
The conformist?: Steven D.
The nonconformist?: None
The masochistic one?: Stewart
The sadistic one?: Not sure
The weird one?: Carrie
The musical one?: sadly, probably me
The artistic one?: Caitlin
The perfect one?: Shadi
The literary genius?: die Caitlin
The fugitive?: n/a
The juvenille delinquint?: Trent. I'm not at all friends with him though, just a disclaimer.
The Jewish one?: Matt Loffman at Bearden
The Christian one?: Most all of my friends
The Buddhist one?: None
The Muslim one?: None
The Hindu one?: None
The Catholic one?: Caitlin, Jake, amd Jerry
The Wiccan one?: Not sure
The atheist?: The other asians

The agnostic?: don't know
The cutter?: I don't get it
The anorexic one?:none
The bulimic one?: none
The skinny one?: Jon
The thin one?: Probably me or steven. All of the girls in our group are phat.
The fat one?: See above
The obese one?: Check above
The Satanic one?: none