Long Post

So...Things to do this ridiculously busy week.

1) First and foremost, English Indie Novel essay on Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
2) College Apps : Still have Common App to finish, Harvard supplement, Vandy supplement, MIT second essay.
3) TSA: Uh, how about...not. Stupid prototype crap. Like I care.
4) Crime and Punishment: 90 pages every two nights. Um...once again....wtf.
5) Overall Calculus and English general workload. And Latin. And sadly...yes...Senior Project.

Now for my very first blog survey. Ugh, what a stupid trend.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Kevin
2. Kevy (Turski)
3. Mr. Duong (Cool kid)
   

THREE SCREENAMES YOU'VE HAD:

1. Kenshin5879
2. Kenshin5880
3. Keitaro5880 (I epitomize orginality, I know.)
   

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. My wicked Calculus skillz.
2. I can piss anybody I'd like off in about 0.012 seconds.
   
3. That I, though not for long, had the glory of being in top 10 of our class.
   

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. That sometimes, I fail at pissing somebody off in .012 seconds. Only rarely though.
2. My fuzzy hair from the metro black girl at the salon.
   
3. That I will no longer be in top 10 after this term in our class.
   

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:

1. Viet-kong
2. Viet Nam
3. ....Vietmanese (yes, its mispelled on purpose.)
   

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1. Spiders
2. Stewart's creepy fixation on my anatomy.
   
3. Really conservative Christians and Christian universities (Jake knows what I'm talking about.)
   

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. Cell Phone
2. Rice
3. Internet

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:

1. Red Hot Chilli Peppers
2. Jack Johnson (current)
3. Chrono Cross OST
   

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:

1. The Other Side - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
2. Californication - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
   
3. Cosmo Canyon - FFVII Piano Collections
   

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT TWELVE MONTHS:

1. Get into MIT
2. Go to Japan.
   
3. Smother Mr. Beckett with a pillow and watch him writhe under my hand while he dies painfully. (If only...)
   

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:

1. Humor (which you have none)
2. Wit (which I have too much of)
3. Dependability (which you can't ever be)
   

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:

1. Caitlin's sister, Cara (is that how you spell it?) is hot.
   
2. Burt's Beeswax is absolutely climax-inducing.
   
3. You have no friends. Even I hate you. (Uh huh, that's right. Which is the lie? Go ahead, feeble minded Beckett fanboys, choose.)
   

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. Wit
2. How she holds herself (Like what Jake said, the dress style, air, and personality she effuses.)
   
3. Overall figure (just slightly ambiguous, but most guys know what this refers to anyway.)
   

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:

1. Cut a telephone pole with a yoko-giri by using my sword. (Clearly, I can do it with any other strike)
   
2. Beat Caitlin on any essays at all (Stupid perfect voice-y writer)
3. Grasp Calculus and/or humiliate the Beckett
   

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. Website Design
2. Kendo
3. Reading everyone's stupid and crappy xangas that are outright ugly, repugnant, and lacking in proper composition and/or positive and negative aspects.
   

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

1. Make money
   
2. Find a new flippin music group to listen to. ::is old of recycling music::
   
3. Finish all of my college apps that are weighing down on me.
   

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:

1. Comp. Sci. Engineering Major
   
2. Psychology ( not pyschiatrist, mind you. Although I could recommend some stellar wrist-cutting techniques that are clean, quick, and effective.)
   
3. Biomedical engineering and create little bacteria-machines that can lots of neat stuff.
   

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:

1. Japan (specifically Tokyo)
2. London
3. Canada (those french pretentious ba******)
   

THREE KIDS' NAMES:

1. Kid
   
2. #72-104
3. Heart

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1. Fix a few relationships I have. Except maybe a few. Well, meh.
   
2. Learn to flash step.
3. Create my own Panini spirit. Maybe something like the "Turkey Dijon Bacon Melt Panini" or something.
   

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:

1. I lack the female-specific organs.
   
2. I really couldn't care less if a single candy bar had over 2000 calories, enough to immediately cause cardiac arrest and other aeortic failures.
   
3. I think poking and saying *mao* is incredibly scary, traumatizing even.
   

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:

1. *flicks hand airily* That earthy green hue looks so good on you.
   
2. I have an intrinsic fear of seeing squirrels/rabbits/baby seals getting crushed under heavy, blunt objects.
   
3. I like leeching money off of the opposite gender.
   

THREE CRUSHES (PAST AND PRESENT):

1. Me
   
2. Myself
3. I (slightly narcissistic, aren't I? Actually, its really not anyone's concern, except for a few who already know.)
   

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS SURVEY NOW:

1. Nick Ray, if he ever gets around to updating his xanga.
   
2. JACK. Since apparently, getting tagged makes him make his annual xanga post.
3. Cedric Diggory ::fans himself rapidly and urgently in a feminine manner:: (or, a Melanie-esque ooooh)